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Bloompkin

I was taking a dump last night, and my girl came in, got on her knees, and gave me a bloompkin.
by rogueisgud February 26, 2010
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Bloomster

A bloomster is a mixed race troglodyte composed of a pure-bred American and a cockroach Filipino. Bloomsters often prefer the enchanting musk of men who abstain from bathing, ie Third-World scum. A bloomster can often be found wheellin' and dealin' at garage sales, flea markets, and junk yards. Many homeless people complain of bloomsters getting the good stuff from dumpsters before they have a chance too. Bloomsters are often considered armed but not dangerous.
That piece of shit is a real Bloomster.
by Smelly the Lionheart May 3, 2011
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Blomker

Horny Truckers releasing stress and a load. Butch got blomkered by the bigger male while peeing all over the walls.
by tennisstudforreal January 8, 2008
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Blomster

The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.
That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.

I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad
by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011
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Bloompia

When you are being orally pleased by a Filipina woman while defacating and eating lumpia--preferably made by the same island girl.
God, I really love Liz. She gives me the best bloompias while her parents are in town.
by BrownGirlsOnly May 3, 2017
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Bloomae

God of bread, appraise the bread, love for bread
ALL HAIL BLOOMAE, yes I Bloomae (yes I love bread
by Bloomae discord server April 13, 2021
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bloomsberger

Blooomsberger is the best Katycat of Katy Perry. Bloomsberger stands for Orlando Bloom’s Burger which is Katy Perry! Yum! #InAndOutLoveStory #MetGala
Katy Perry should definitely follow @bloomsberger on Twitter!
by litafkatycat April 25, 2021
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