A blowjob while taking a shit.
by rogueisgud February 26, 2010
Get the Bloompkin mug.A bloomster is a mixed race troglodyte composed of a pure-bred American and a cockroach Filipino. Bloomsters often prefer the enchanting musk of men who abstain from bathing, ie Third-World scum. A bloomster can often be found wheellin' and dealin' at garage sales, flea markets, and junk yards. Many homeless people complain of bloomsters getting the good stuff from dumpsters before they have a chance too. Bloomsters are often considered armed but not dangerous.
That piece of shit is a real Bloomster.
by Smelly the Lionheart May 3, 2011
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Horny Truckers releasing stress and a load. Butch got blomkered by the bigger male while peeing all over the walls.
by tennisstudforreal January 8, 2008
Get the Blomker mug.The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.
That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.
I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad
I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad
by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011
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