A bloomster is a mixed race troglodyte composed of a pure-bred American and a cockroach Filipino. Bloomsters often prefer the enchanting musk of men who abstain from bathing, ie Third-World scum. A bloomster can often be found wheellin' and dealin' at garage sales, flea markets, and junk yards. Many homeless people complain of bloomsters getting the good stuff from dumpsters before they have a chance too. Bloomsters are often considered armed but not dangerous.
That piece of shit is a real Bloomster.
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1. New York City's mayor Michael Bloomberg. Who is known for his controlling behaviors and his extreme anti-gun views.
2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.
3. Being overly anal and controlling.
2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.
3. Being overly anal and controlling.
Paco was being such a Bloomturd today! He saw me use my credit card to pay for gas and then said to me, 'the whole country is fucked up because of people like you!' He then tried to take my credit card out of my hands, telling me I was too irresponsible with it. Then he kept on asking me, how much I owe on my card! When I got to my apartment, he tore my apartment apart to look for my credit card agreement and statements! He's such a Bloomturd!
by turdstation January 15, 2013
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by yall cant handle this handle January 27, 2021
Get the rate bloomer mug.A mix of a realist and an optimist the Bloomer stands opposite to his doomer counterpart. The Bloomer, just as the doomer, sees the world for what it really is: messy, hard, unforgiving, selfish etc. They don't live in a bubble but see the harsh reality of this world. However, where the boomer falls into pessimism or nihilism and refuses to do anything about the situation but await the end, the Bloomer has a positive outlook. He accepts the rules of the game and in it tries to make something of himself. He also sees the good sides of life, wants to live a happy life and be successful.
*during the corona crisis*
Doomer: "look at all these selfish people. They sit at each others throats, act like idiots, the economy plummets... Society is doomed."
Bloomer: "Yeah, I know that there are lot of dumb people out there, but there are a lot of smart people too! And look at all the solidarity! We'll get through this mate, we'll get back into the world and start rebuilding. It'll all be fine."
Doomer: "look at all these selfish people. They sit at each others throats, act like idiots, the economy plummets... Society is doomed."
Bloomer: "Yeah, I know that there are lot of dumb people out there, but there are a lot of smart people too! And look at all the solidarity! We'll get through this mate, we'll get back into the world and start rebuilding. It'll all be fine."
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