Bro-Blocker

Isabel "Belly" Conklin

That girl from The Summer I Turned Pretty is a Bro-Blocker

by Cloudybedroom August 11, 2023

Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.

During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1

by Hoze_b August 31, 2023

bronchial blocker

A device which can be inserted down a tracheal tube after tracheal intubation so as to block off the right or left main bronchus of the lungs in order to be able to achieve a controlled one sided ventilation of the lungs in thoracic surgery.

Using a bronchial blocker that blocks something that helps you, helps you?

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Bloodstream Blocker

A tampon used when a woman is on her period

Hailey: hey natalie, do you have a bloodstream blocker i can use?
Natalie: yeah! in the box on my desk

by theatticgirls February 17, 2020

A Blocker

A select group of high school individuals with 'special' abilities. These guys are too good for you, that's why they have no friends.

Jeez, let's stay away from that A Blocker.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

blocker bug

when you've run out of excuses for delays

We are running into a blocker bug at the last minute

by blockerbug September 4, 2022

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022