blearch

To search within a blog.

Frank: "Hey man, you should look for that post in my blog!"
Mark: "Yeah dude, I'll blearch it when I get home."

by Rock Haskell May 11, 2009

Beardcings

An extremely popular company known and recognized on many college campuses. They provide piercings for your beard. Started by four students from Juniata College.

Slogan: Beardcings; Piercings for your Beard

by warpikt September 3, 2009

Beard Manly

A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.

That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!

by Beard Manly March 1, 2010

Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.

Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.

by GKBDB January 12, 2010

Beardalicious

Someone who is beardalicious usually has a delicious beard of epic and extremely manly proportions. Usually refers to men of the heavy metal variety.

'Omg, Kerry King is so beardalicious'

by Emma3107 July 19, 2012

beard salt

Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.

When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.

I have some serious beard goggles for him!

by namepersonface August 10, 2014