full bladder emergency

Your bladder is full and you need to pee badly and you can't find a bathroom and don't know how long you can hold it before you go on yourself.

Hurry I'm having a full bladder emergency.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber December 14, 2020

Sonya Blade

Sonya Blade; the first female from the fighting game series Mortal Kombat, is a tough, stern, but beautiful general of the Special Forces.

She has a special hatred towards the Black Dragon criminal Kano, and is married to action-hero Johnny Cage, with a daughter as well.

She was one of 3 of Raiden's chosen ones, and won the part of the tournament, making her the strongest female in MK.

"Sonya Blade, the beautiful General of Special Forces, wins a fight with Kitana and Jade."

by ---<3--- December 14, 2020

Road trip bladder

When your on a road trip and your bladder expands to twice its size and urination lasts a minute or more.

My piss lasted at least a minute after that 6 hour bus ride, I had total road trip bladder

by Ohnoidied January 13, 2011

Drop a beader

Take a poop.

I need to go to the bathroom to drop a beader

by Ross Willie December 24, 2022

Captain's quadruple-blade hair eradicator

Effects cannot be explained by advanced VFX in a shot where crappy VFX are present.

Or more generally, don't attribute a high-skill technique to a low-skill creator.

Look at the amateur camera shake and rotoscoping here, so by Captain's quadruple-blade hair eradicator, this isn't someone who could also do quality CGI animation.

by SomeDee May 10, 2023

blade ball

The act of sticking razor blades in a tennis ball so the sharp end is sticking out and then putting it in a girl's ass and watching her shit it out while you're eating a blue otter pop with whip cream on your eyebrows.

"That bitch cheated on me so last night i gave her the blade ball."

by ilovepussyinyourass September 7, 2009

bladefist

A broken server. It can however still be in production if only to annoy its users.

-OMFG! You installed the game server on a bladefist??!!
-STFU n00b! We'll still make tons of money! Users can't move to another server anyway!! Working as intended. Noob!

by Tommyyyyy December 23, 2005