Birthday Muffin

To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"

I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.

by June & Legik December 2, 2010

Birthdayee

Social Networker connected to your social network and has access to your personal information which includes your date of birth, and uses this information to send you "Happy Birthday (your name here)" post to your cyber-wall. The Social Networker may not actually know you, but has been added to your social network previous to your birthday.

I was hit on my birthday by over 50 birthdayee messages

by SupaNative January 22, 2011

Birthday Bandwagon

People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday

Sally only wrote on my wall because she is on the Birthday Bandwagon

by pimpscrabble March 20, 2011

Birthday Like Spree

The liking of every post on one's wall on one's birthday, often seeming incapable of actually thanking the people who wrote.

Alex: Dude, Kramer liked every post on his wall. WTF

Ross: Yeah, man, he went on a birthday like spree

by Jorby September 8, 2011

Birthday Robogreeting

A meaningless email wish to have a happy birthday, sent to you by a computer on your birthday from one of the stores, banks, or websites where you have entered your personal information, including your birth date.

I just got my fifth Birthday Robogreeting today, this one from the Corvette Forum.

by tquinn January 31, 2012

Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.

"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."

by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013

birthday queef

When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.

I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.

by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013