Bike-sprint

Any time you pedal as fast as you can while on a bike. Also, while you are "bike-sprinting", you do not change gears. This makes it different from just racing.

If you were trying to elude a wild man-eating dog that rips your shirt all the time you would probably us your bike to get away at high speed. Going as fast as you could would be bike-sprinting.

by Sean n Larenzo May 24, 2007

Town Bike

A female who gets ridden by all comers (cummers). The word "comers" is a double entendre also meaning "cummers" - semen ejaculators.

A female who pedals (peddles) her ass around town or who is pedalled (peddled) around town. The word "pedal" is a double entendre also meaning "peddle" - to sell.

Almost everyone has ridden the/that Town Bike. The Town Bike is a joy ride. The Town Bike is pedalled (peddled) all over town.

by Golem April 29, 2006

Bike Nazi

Bike Nazis are city nerds who show up in rural areas with urban attitudes, dressed in strange alien garb such as dumpy ass spandex pants, pointy head helmets and tard shoes. They do dumb shit to piss off the farmers who really use the roads for their livelihood like ride 3 abreast in a 55 mph zone so you can't get around them. They give attitude to everyone. They are nothing but a pain in the ass.

Nice shoes there slick. If you didn't look stupid enough with your bony ass in spandex and that stupid looking helmet, the shoes take it right over the top. At least that farmer will be able to see your bike nazi ass before he runs over you with his combine.

by Bozlog May 3, 2008

Bike Vegan

A person who is obsessed with tofu and their rusted-out bike that was made in 1978. This individual usually lives in an urban area, but originates from a rural area far from the city. They most likey attend art school and work at local restaurants or Starbucks. They can be found weaving between 4 lanes of city traffic with their one-strapped satchel over their shoulder. Topics of conversation include Apple Computers, new ways of cooking tofu, global warming, peace protests, legalizing marijuana(but, just for medical use, of course), and bandannas.

Cab Driver: Get out of the street! You are going to get killed! What's that smell?

Bike Vegan: Hey mannn, which way to the Starbucks?

by Brian Carey December 15, 2008

Bike Ride

A term developed in the year 2020 during the Great Quarantine used by teenagers as an excuse to go outside and smoke

“Hey mom i’m going on a bike ride”
“Okay stay safe”
(comes home higher than heaven)

by @_KCVS April 9, 2020

bike shedding

Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.

You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.

Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.

by jetpants May 1, 2019

Bike Bregador

A Bike Brigader is one that styles their hair like David Bowie in Labyrinth They wear spandex with boots and has multi color hair. You can usually find a bike brigader hanging out at any local park. They usually hang out in packs. You can find them dumpster diving and they are usually vegan or vegetarian. These individuals are hard to distinguish from homeless people. They usually act like they are hard core punk but listen to bad emo music and high school music.

Bike Bregadors=Homless Chic
Bike Bregadors=No showering
Bike Bregadors=dumpster diving

by littlemanor23 October 29, 2010