conservative bias

Existent, but very rare.

Liberal dumbasses think that just because most television stations and other forms of media are run by EEEVIL corporations, then they must harbor some hidden conservative bias. If you actually did some research instead of believing everything you hear from shitty political punk bands, you would know that the executives of TV companies such as AOL Time Warner, Sony Viacom, and Knight Ridder all donate heavily to the Democratic party.

From opensecrets.org:

Book, Magazine & Newspaper companies donations to political parties:
Democrats: $3,816,049(67%)
Republicans:$1,882,638(33%)

Recorded Music Production donations:
Democrats: $976,102(83%)
Republicans:$197,400(17%)

Movie Production donations:
Democrats: $2,722,128(82%)
Republicans:$586,532(18%)

TV Production donations:
Democrats: $639,145(76%)
Republicans:$197,793(24%)

AOL/Time Warner, Sony, Viacom, Universal, Vivendi, NBC, ABC, Warner Brothers, and Disney all adamantly support Democrats over Republicans. The facts are all there. Or just keep believing everything George Soros spoon-feeds you.

by Dassh2 June 13, 2004

Bismarck

The act of punching a girl in the nose and then following up with ejaculating in her mouth. It is so called due to the British Royal Navy's sinking of a German battleship, the Bismarck, in May 1941. Once the ship sank the British sailed round gunning the floating survivors thus leaving a trail of bloody seamen, or "bloody semen".

Hey, I gave her a Bismarck last night she won't forget in a hurry.

by Teerbigear July 29, 2007

bias

The direction fabric is woven.

the bias would be the direction of the stripes on striped fabric.

by Lenore August 6, 2004

bias

To alter the DC offset and/or gain of a transistor such that the final amplified signal produced by the transistor is not clipped or distorted due to voltage or current saturation

Unless you bias the transistors in an audio amplfiier, the audio will sound like shit

by chriberg May 16, 2005

Dirty Bias

1. Right before you come during sex, you pull it out and make a line of come on the girl's stomach. You proceed this action by snorting the come like cocaine.

Hey George I heard that you pulled the Dirty Bias on Helen and Charlie last night.

by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006

conservative bias

What liberals accuse any news outlet or commentator who disagrees with them of having (liberals usually deny the existence of liberal bias, since they like to think they're too open-minded to be biased). The term is most frequently directed at Fox News Channel, Rush Limbaugh, and anyone who shows even a hint of civility to Ann Coulter.

Some ultra-left commentators such as Amy Goodwin, Eric Alterman, and Noam Chomsky have tried to prove that mainstream media, widely known for its liberal bias, actually leans to the right, but mostly on the grounds that it doesn't lean as far to the left as they do.

"I never listen to talk radio. There's just too much conservative bias!"

"But if you don't listen, how would you know?"

"Uh, well. . . hey, here's my bus!"

by Gahmuret July 10, 2006

Pepto Bismal

Pink bull shit in a plastic bottle

Yo g, that pepto bismal made me want to hurl

by A,B,C. November 13, 2007