A swegle is a dangerous and rare sexual position involving a carrot shaving cream and a spanish speaking midget whore, when done correctly and to full orgasm it is known as the "benjamin swegle"
"oh my god, did she just get the benjamin swegle? thats illegal in this county..and i was going to eat that carrot!"
by precisionpcx December 30, 2011
If you meet a Benjamin Cristinacce you will fall in love with his massive dump truck and your girlfriends will instantly want to shag him
by Bailey Leighton April 22, 2022
A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.
by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020
Shit bro, TSLA is shooting the moon again. I totally pulled a Benjamin and sold that stock last month.
by Lobster Hands March 10, 2021
the most beautiful boy you will ever see in your whole life. every moment with them is so amazing and feels so real. their presence just makes you happier and you could never ask for someone better. they have dark brown hair, tall, slim with handsome features like their nose with its little bump, their beautiful soft eyes that hold so much love when looking at you, their beautiful smile that has this powerful chain reaction to it. it just makes you want to smile as well. this kind-hearted beautiful demeanour. you become attracted to them the moment you see them and you can just tell they are one of a kind, truly. they're the type of attractive where you just can’t help but stare in awe and feel your tummy fill with butterflies. you feel so safe and loved in your arms and you want to protect them always. they’re like a rare jewel :) aside from all that, they’re funny, they match your energy and don’t make you feel like you’re too weird or too boring. they simply love you for however you are. genuinely would not rather be in love with anyone else no matter what.
by kayblon:) November 24, 2021
by Cumberdoodel May 05, 2020
An absolute lad who is madman when he’s at bingo with georges nan with his supreme arm bands on and is a minge mincer
by Benj_williamson April 18, 2018