A Beefy Chaos is an epic sex maneuver that begins when a man goes to a club with his pants stuffed with slabs of raw meat. He then picks up a sweet babe and convinces her to go home with him.
After ten minutes of dry humping, the female will begin to think that the squishy lump fornicating her asscheeks is merely the young stud's impressively huge, yet unerect phallus.
As the male continues to kiss the female gently on the cheeks, the female seeks to engage the full potential of the schlong. The female unbuttons his pants and... Surprise! It's a Beefy Chaos!
After ten minutes of dry humping, the female will begin to think that the squishy lump fornicating her asscheeks is merely the young stud's impressively huge, yet unerect phallus.
As the male continues to kiss the female gently on the cheeks, the female seeks to engage the full potential of the schlong. The female unbuttons his pants and... Surprise! It's a Beefy Chaos!
Girl 1: I got Beefy Chaosed again last night.
Girl 2: Again? Wtf!
Girl 1: Good thing I'm vegan.
Girl 2: Ain't that the truth, high five!
Girl 2: Again? Wtf!
Girl 1: Good thing I'm vegan.
Girl 2: Ain't that the truth, high five!
by Hollywood Halk October 6, 2008
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1. A promiscuous female who hops from guy to guy in a crew in the hopes that one of them will see her as more that just a cure for blue balls.
2. A female who's lack of self respect causes her to find validation from penetration.
2. A female who's lack of self respect causes her to find validation from penetration.
Example 1
Jules: Shaka! Did you hear?
Cass: Hear what?
Jules: Bianca fucked Sodrel AND Ikeler last night!
Cass: FoReeeal!? Actually, to tell you the truth.... I'm really not surprised, she's such a BEAZY...
Jules: FoReeeal! You got that right!
Example 2
"That chick BE EASY! She wins the BEAZY AWARD of the MONTH!"
Jules: Shaka! Did you hear?
Cass: Hear what?
Jules: Bianca fucked Sodrel AND Ikeler last night!
Cass: FoReeeal!? Actually, to tell you the truth.... I'm really not surprised, she's such a BEAZY...
Jules: FoReeeal! You got that right!
Example 2
"That chick BE EASY! She wins the BEAZY AWARD of the MONTH!"
by CrayzCass May 16, 2008
Get the Beazy mug."Beez" is actually an incorrect conjugation of the verb "to be". When Nikki Minaj sings "I beez in the trap," what she really means to say is "I am in the trap".
Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'
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Get the Beeze mug.An exeptionally clever canine that can fetch humans beezos on request and impregnate bitches without paying any child support.
"Hey, Cletus. I'm all out of beezo. Tell that beezo-hound, Maginald to fetch me a fresh one...and stop paying child support."
"Man, I really don't feel like getting out of my chair. I wish I had a beezo-hound to get me an ice-cold beezo."
"Man, I really don't feel like getting out of my chair. I wish I had a beezo-hound to get me an ice-cold beezo."
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