John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
by mynameismark September 1, 2005
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puntang fender blender... stik ur wang up a gals pussy swirl it round a bit stik it up her ass punch her in back of head whip out quickly (pink sock) and stick remains in blender and use for lube
this slut pissed me off so i decided too puntang fender blender her... she cried and i now have a damn criminal record
by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009
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by Mr Laurel July 18, 2008
Get the bender mug.A term used when a drunk person who decides to do a pole dance on a lamp,preferably a long free-standing one, and ends up bending/breaking it. Also used to make fun of the person after a party.
So what happened at the party?
Well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. LOL
OMG! she is such a lamp bender...
Well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. LOL
OMG! she is such a lamp bender...
by ??? =P November 26, 2005
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by polt May 8, 2005
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A person who has excessive tendencies to make visits to Best Buy with the intentions of buying 8343924.342 movies. A Kyal Bender would like to watch movies 18.3 hours of the day if was able and the other 2.7 sleeping and consuming fatty, greasy foods. Do not make intentions on asking a Kyal Bender to do anything other than his daily routine; movie buying, movie watching, eating, and sleeping. A Kyal Bender will not intend to do so.
A person who has excessive tendencies to make visits to Best Buy with the intentions of buying 8343924.342 movies. A Kyal Bender would like to watch movies 18.3 hours of the day if was able and the other 2.7 sleeping and consuming fatty, greasy foods. Do not make intentions on asking a Kyal Bender to do anything other than his daily routine; movie buying, movie watching, eating, and sleeping. A Kyal Bender will not intend to do so.
On August 19, 2007 in the very small valley town of Auburn a Kyal Bender was on his way home from church who unhappily went and stopped by his friend Best Buy only to realize disappointment when he bought his 500th movie and it was not one of his favorites.
by christinawould January 2, 2009
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