Belgian Sneeze

A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.

Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.

A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!

I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!

by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009

Lance whose last name begins with L

Big homo, the lover of big cocks, the commander of multiple ballsack regiments, any Lance whose last name begins with an L has had many homosexual experiences involving himself and well endowed barnyard animals

"Hey is that Lance whose last name begins with L???"
"Yeah, you don't wanna talk to him. He's kinda gay"

by boobietoucher2000 March 8, 2010

belgium bread basket

The sexual act of a person on their hands and knees with their ass raised to the partners face while the partner stretches the anus open and reached inside of pulling out whatever they can find inside and eat it or use it as sexual pleasure nowadays it is a forbidden sex position

The monkeys are doing the Belgium bread basket

by ....7778br4xxus March 12, 2017

frosted belgium waffle

while doing a girl from behind you quickly pull out and cum on her butt. Then quickly grab a tennis racket and start spankin her. When she asks what the hell you are doing you say, thats a frosted belgium waffle

Dude I gave a girl on the tennis team a frosted belgium waffle!

by don't be a scrot February 8, 2008

belgium dip

after sex or recieving head, blow your load on the floor, then take your partner, tip them upside-down and dip their head in your jism

when i went to her house last night and saw she had woodenfloors, i had to give her the belgium dip

by Tyman March 26, 2008

Belgian Tickler

When you use a port-a-john and the crap is stacked so high it hits your taint.

Eric went to use the portable bathroom and was shocked when the crap hit his taint! He had his first Belgian Tickler and was not happy!

by BoneDaddy's August 5, 2013

Belgium Meat Waffle

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.

She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."

by Shannonbeaman April 14, 2014