beat and chaw 

Verb: to masturbate (preferably to pornography) with a huge wad of smokeless tobacco in your mouth...the spitter must be within reach to grab with your left hand to spit while youre still wanking...makes the masturbation sesh more relaxing and pleasurable

dude after school im goin to the 7-11 to get a tin of copenhagen, then im going home and having a beat and chaw before my parents get home...last time i did it my dick was throbbing and i shot my load 6 feet! too bad i spilled my spitter afterwards

beat and chaw by dipfuck bigballs October 27, 2008

Beat a nigga ass 

Used by blacks, with reference to assaulting a fellow negro

Man, if I don't get my money back, I'm goin have to beat a nigga ass

Beat a nigga ass by dr. z July 6, 2015

beat an egg 

Retort to a comment where one tells you that they can beat you. You respond with, "you couldn't beat an egg!"

Doug- "I can beat you up!"
Will- "You couldn't beat an egg!"
Doug- *cries*

beat an egg by Nyar101 December 18, 2008

beat cha' meat 

to masturbate (men only)

yo playa, u dont get no biddies, go home and beat cha' meat.

beat cha' meat by Ryan f May 31, 2006

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild by Elburno September 20, 2009

beat my face 

The act of wearing a lot of nicely done makeup.

Basically caking your face.

Anna: why are you taking so long to get ready

Vicky: because I have to beat my face

beat my face by ViLynn January 28, 2016

beat guts 

Whilst having sex, if your penis is large enough, you push the cervix into the belly, to where it feels (to her) that her intestines (or "guts") are being "beatin' in"

I love to beat guts until they complain about cervical pains.

beat guts by Adamn! August 7, 2006