GM 1: Yo what happened while I was locked, I heard * thought he was on badness
GM 2: Yeah bro we wet him up and now he’s benched
GM 2: Yeah bro we wet him up and now he’s benched
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Get the Benchergy mug.Dudes who sit on a fuckin bench. Benchers are unbearable but funny, like this guys who sit on the side of the muppets and heckle. Fuckin benchers man. I'm a bencher.
by The Benchers December 12, 2024
Get the Bencher mug.A man (typically in his late teens to 30s) who adopts a performative “alpha” persona marked by gym mirror selfies (upper body only), permanent black sportswear, and a diet consisting largely of Monster Energy and Carling. Often associated with blacked-out BMWs or other tastelessly modified cars, an inflated sense of toughness, and online “sigma male” or Andrew Tate–adjacent views.
Characterised by emotional insecurity, toxic masculinity, and a hair-trigger temper — particularly after a few pints — making them prone to unnecessary pub confrontations and loud declarations of dominance over trivial matters.
Synonyms: Fuckboy, Roadman, Gym Bro
Characterised by emotional insecurity, toxic masculinity, and a hair-trigger temper — particularly after a few pints — making them prone to unnecessary pub confrontations and loud declarations of dominance over trivial matters.
Synonyms: Fuckboy, Roadman, Gym Bro
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Get the Beanhead mug.Similar to a Fuckboy. The kind of guy who spends most of his time at the gym, takes mirror selfies, drinks Carling and white Monster, isn't intelligent, probably slightly misogynistic and mistreats or makes inappropriate comments towards women.
Usually pronounced "bean-'ed"
Usually pronounced "bean-'ed"
I wanted to go to the gym this morning, but it was full of beanheads.
I was seeing this guy, but I broke it off because he turned out to be a bit of a beanhead.
I was seeing this guy, but I broke it off because he turned out to be a bit of a beanhead.
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Get the Beanhead mug.A woman who was imprisoned for 25 years in a bedroom without any sunlight by her own mother for marrying a man who wasn’t rich enough according to her family or something like that.
Firstly, blanche monnier became anorexic. By the time she was rescued by the police after receiving an anonymous tip from an unknown person, she barely weighed 25kg.
Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.
Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)
Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.
Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.
Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)
Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.
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