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Beanhead

Similar to a Fuckboy. The kind of guy who spends most of his time at the gym, takes mirror selfies, drinks Carling and white Monster, isn't intelligent, probably slightly misogynistic and mistreats or makes inappropriate comments towards women.

Usually pronounced "bean-'ed"

I wanted to go to the gym this morning, but it was full of beanheads.

I was seeing this guy, but I broke it off because he turned out to be a bit of a beanhead.

by G.Money9871 April 1, 2025

Beanhead

A man (typically in his late teens to 30s) who adopts a performative “alpha” persona marked by gym mirror selfies (upper body only), permanent black sportswear, and a diet consisting largely of Monster Energy and Carling. Often associated with blacked-out BMWs or other tastelessly modified cars, an inflated sense of toughness, and online “sigma male” or Andrew Tate–adjacent views.

Characterised by emotional insecurity, toxic masculinity, and a hair-trigger temper — particularly after a few pints — making them prone to unnecessary pub confrontations and loud declarations of dominance over trivial matters.

Synonyms: Fuckboy, Roadman, Gym Bro

“He squared up to someone over a spilled pint — absolute beanhead behaviour.”

by G.Money9871 January 29, 2026