Blonde Brigade

A group of females, almost always all blonde, who stick together and are generally bitches to everyone else,

The blonde brigade, usually involves 3+ members, but can expand to 35 if enough dumb blondes are together. Laughs at anyone different than them.

Anyone (usually guys) that try to talk one always feels like they are third wheeling.

A bunch of skanks walk into a room.

Joey: Check out the blonde brigade.

Philip: I'm going in, watch my back.

Comes back 5 minutes later, scarred for life

by Zigadenus February 18, 2009

Brigand Theory

A theory based on the fact that sick days should always be spent at school and not at home where they will only be wasted.

The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.

Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.

"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.

dude 1: Dude, you are so freakin' sick. Why are you going to school?

dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

Briggs

One of the most unknown but chillest guy you will ever meet.
Also known as Bri.

Kid 1: Yo, who's that
Kid 2: That Briggs, he's amazing.

by RichDeVos July 27, 2018

Pashmina Brigade

The collective term for a group of wealthy, upper-middle-class, usually white young women or girls. They come from English public-school backgrounds and are distinguishable through their speech ("yaaaar, daaaaahling") and their dressing, which often involves hugely tousled blonde hair and a pashmina, hence the name. A sweatshirt from the school Lacross/Hockey/Netball team, often with an individualised nickname across it (eg. TEQUILA) may also be used. An individual member of the Pashmina Brigade is known as a sloane.

Why the hell did we go to Crazy Larry's? It's overrun by the Pashmina Brigade.

by Trin W. November 25, 2006

4th brigade

The 4th Brigade of Special and Handicapped people, commonly known as the 4th, is a terrorist organization leaded by ཌꍟ𝔅ꌗᏒ/𝟒𝐭𝐡དDaniel#9347, whose main objective is to destroy other's work.

yoinked: daniel is cringe ngl we gonna destroy the 4th brigade
daniel: yes i know i am cringe and i am also braindead

by league of servers enjoyerr November 3, 2021

The Brigham Lung

The act of getting a blowjob from a Mormon girl and, just as your ready to blow, pinch her nose so she has no choice but to inhale your load.

My lovely wife, God has told me you must allow me to give you what is called The Brigham Lung.

by Chauncy Stevens January 2, 2008

Devil's Brigade

A joint American-Canadian commando group which served in WWII. Composed primarily of lumberjacks, forest rangers, hunters, and game wardens, they received rigorous and intensive training in stealth tactics, hand-to-hand combat, the use of explosives for demolition, amphibious warfare, rock climbing and mountain fighting, and as ski troops. Their formation patch was a red arrowhead with the words CANADA and USA. They even had a specially designed fighting knife made for them called the V-42.

They were the real heroes who liberated Rome, not the fully-American soldiers, as widley assumed.

by VmcB July 31, 2004