by UglyGodAqua January 23, 2017
Get the Baltimore Battering Ram mug.The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019
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So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".
So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".
Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?
Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard
Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard
by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021
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Get the battering a dutch boy mug.A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing
...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."
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