Velvet Baton

My boyfriend's silky hard penis

Take out your velvet baton and service me immediately.

by kathaniel27 October 8, 2009

mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

rageef bathoon

the act of sucking dick to get ones self out of debt. Also a pakistani crackhead with spiked hair, and a small dirty brown penis

Yo man, i dont have all the money right now, but if you let me rageef bathoon your cock we'll call it even

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Baboon Head

a lad who has an anus in his skull when he has short hair

dude he has a right baboon head

by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008

baboon sneaz

when you cum in a girls ass. then slap her ass till it turns red, and then she fars sending the cum everywere

when we were doing the baboon sneaz cum got all over my mothers fav sheets

by thesnizzel December 15, 2009

baboonga

1. when a bitch gets fucked so much her pussy and ass stank
2. a ugly hoe

Josiah: Yo Alahji you see that bitch over there she got fucked by the whole team
Alahji; Yeah she got baboonga!

by Nickbbigspooda February 7, 2017

Passing the Baton

To carry and transmit multiple stds.

John: I heard Jenny got the Clap, is it true?
Jacob: Yeah and I heard she was passing the baton to Michael too.

by Isnotalegend January 8, 2015