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The Glass Basement

A phenomenon similar to The Glass Ceiling in which a woman is given more freedom to act sleazy or raunchy than a man of a similar stature.
I fucked two girls I picked up at the club without using a condom last night, and my open-relationship partner did the same, but our friends only called me a degenerate. Talk about The Glass Basement!
by Raw Doggins January 28, 2010
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basement

the "well you know" area... ex. penis... vagina...and anus
Girl #1: So how was ur date?
Girl #2: Really good... his basement is huge
by Nina March 6, 2005
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mop the basement

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002
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baseless

A word that is very popular with liars.
Western media accusations that Tibetans have been shot by the People's Army are completely baseless.
by f*ckoffseegullsB April 7, 2008
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Basement Dweller

Someone such as yourself, who sits in their mothers basement all day staring at e621 and eating Doritos® Tangy Cheese Flavour.
- Do you know Josh?
- Yeah, he’s such a basement dweller.
- Shame we haven’t seen him leave that house in months.
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basehead

someone who uses coke and speed
Aaron used to be such a skinny basehead.
by Tweeker July 17, 2003
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Out of the basement

Sure you can hide skeletons in the closet, but you can hide full on dead bodies in your basement!

The big brother of coming 'out of the closet', coming out of the basement signifies the confession to something that is a true mind fucker. A reaction to a basement confession usually results in the following reactions:
-Screaming, crying, bleeding, vomiting, black outs, suicide, or homicide
Dude 1: Bro, Matt totally came out of the basement yesterday when he was drunk?

Dude 2: No shit, what did he say?

Dude 1: He mentioned his fantasy of having an all nighter with a thai lady boy!

Dude 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Vomits*
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Ex 2

Dude 1: *On iPhone texting* Hey dude, what are you doing?

Dude 2: Not much, just fucked my little brother in bed

Dude 1: o.O coming out of the basement much?

Dude 2: FUCK, auto correct fail! I meant tucked!
by Explicit folly January 27, 2011
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