Religion Baiting

a post that is about religion in facebook or other social media that says like "Good afternoon plss use 1minute to thank god🙏🙏", only god's children's will type amen and more. and it exploit people's empathy and religiousity by these author's post to gain likes and reaction and tons of comment section there. and sometimes they uses fear-mongering like "ignore with bad luck" and more. It is common in Africa which is religious and most religious areas. but rarely in secular developing areas

A girl from Philippines is Religion Baiting in Facebook to gain likes and reaction
A man from Nairobi becomes popular and had many likes in his Facebook page because of his religion baiting

by yourcoolboui November 5, 2023

Dogs are barking

So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.

after that marathon, my dogs are barking.

by medthepirate May 25, 2018

Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.

Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!

by doglover3140 February 21, 2011

barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009

Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

barking bulldog

When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.

The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.

by HBTD November 26, 2010

Borting out

The act of "flaking out" and or partaking in any acts of "douchebaggery".

"Man why didn't you just call me and tell me you had a family emergency instead of borting out on me and having me drive cross country for no reason!"

by SuperScrull December 16, 2011