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Vinegar Baptism

As outlined by M.Williams it’s a far more efficient means of extracting intelligence then water alone.
We were first baptizing the goat fucker with water untill we found out the severity of his sins and were forced to utilize a vinegar baptism which is far more effective means at washing away sins.
by FNG007 April 23, 2019
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Tactical Baptism

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism
by Jakalbins November 23, 2019
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tabernacle baptist academy

The most bitch ass school with a ton of snitches. If you are going there watch out they take your phones and be such a bitch about it. Thank God that coach cook left he’s a little bitch and is nothing but a piece of shit when it comes to thing and is very racist. The dean Mr mcgary is nice but thinks he runs the shit bitch please u don’t fuck off. This is an extremely racist and white ass school filled with little white shits.
You know of tabernacle baptist academy

yea it’s that annoying bitch ass school around the corner filled with white trash.
by liljimmy420 January 12, 2020
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Alabama Baptism

The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.
Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.
by Stetson Tate March 29, 2020
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Tallahassee Baptism

A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.
Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath
by Floridian2109 June 26, 2020
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anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby
Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized
by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020
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Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.
Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
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