Fat Bald Sicilian

Any man, who lives of his wife, who consistently lies and abuses women online to make himself appear to be a success. Often, these types live off woman, and complain about others who are employed. They don't work, they sponge off of girls, and harass and stalk women.
by Super Pseudo August 19, 2022
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bald headed lie

A lie that comes from a bald headed person ... in most cases the person isn’t really physically bald but they lie in a ratchet bald headed manner.
David said he had money. In my soul I knew it was a bald headed lie.
by Apriljoi January 02, 2019
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Bald Space Marines

The modern character design for just about every M-rated first-person-shooter and third-person-shooter video game. It involves a bald, ridiculously muscular alpha male (space) marine with a very manly chin. Usually the personality of your average badass war hero comes with this design.
Crysis. Gears of War. Killzone. GTAIV. Mass Effect. Space Marines. All big fans of the Bald Space Marines character design.
by Miba November 02, 2009
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bald headed bishop

A term used to describe a penis
I'll take you out back and meet that bald headed bishop of yours -
by OdietheBoston April 01, 2016
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bald spit of genius

n.

An intelligent male with receding hair, sometimes completely bald.
Lex Luthur is a bald spit of genius.

*The spit is sometimes misinterpreted as "spot"; this is incorrect
by Ballsackreligious November 08, 2004
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boxing the bald champ

For a male to chronically masterbate
Well i just need some lotion to get to boxing the bald champ
by SlaughterHouse35 December 09, 2015
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bald father energy

You live life a little more Lux with a bald father. You never hear the word no, you only hear the word maybe, but maybe always means yes.

Bald fathers are a bit more soft spoken but hilarious, which makes a person with bald father energy automatically funny themselves in a witty way. You have to have a bald father to radiate bald father energy.

Bald fathers are also very neat, which reflects on their children. One with bald father is always looking over their shoulder.
“Look at Shauna, she’s so carefree, I wish I was like her.”

“She has a bald father, so it makes sense.”

“Omg YOURE so right, she totally radiates bald father energy.”
by Cityroach November 04, 2021
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