bake face

Some dude totally baked. You can tell by the expression on their face.

Jesse: "Dude you're such a bake face right now"
Telmo: "Kid I know"

by Cumby August 30, 2006

Big Bake

Doesn't know why the N-word is racist

Big Bake don't know the nword

by NotBigBake August 15, 2018

baking a quiche

The worst excuse to use when peeing behind a dumpster.

Police Officer: Sir what are you doing?

Guy: Don"t mind me officers, I'm just baking a quiche.

by solid goldner March 2, 2011

Bake and Break

Toking it up, then leaving.

Yo, I'm in a hurry, so I'm just gonna bake and break!

by Brizzle Mynizzle April 26, 2008

Baking soda

It's usually used for cleaning/cooking purposes, but it can act like cocaine for the broke and misfortunate living in the ghetto. It's easy to find at your local stores; much less expensive than cocaine. It doesn't have the same effects as cocaine, but people can only pretend.

"I'm in love with that baking soda!"
"Look at all this baking soda"
"You have the baking soda?"
"I got baking soda!!!"

by Nashsalz January 26, 2015

bake off

When two or more stoners get together and see who can smoke more pot. In other words, who'll get "baked" first.

Dude, Mike totally dominated us all at the bake off last night. He smoked about an ounce of chronic and didn't even act stoned when we went to McDonalds for munchies.

by commiebobo December 27, 2008

HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003