my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.

Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!

by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022

fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

Melt into the bleeding time

Disappear completely, dissolve into nothing.

It was time to leave the party, to melt into the bleeding time.

by FullDip October 10, 2023

He's bleeding EVERYWHERE

Bad hit detection in video games, especially when it favors the person who is clearly being hit.

407: *Shoots Moo Snuckel like a thousand times and he doesn't die*

"HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!!!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2024

perm penis bleeding

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range

i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop

by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025