Bachemos

Bitch Git out of my way

when someones in your way u say '"Bachemos'"

by JOhn Bono November 20, 2003

bachelor stance

Choosing to eat at the counter when eating at the table is totally a feasible option.

Then he assumed the bachelor stance as he devoured the tacos

by PeterPiper March 4, 2015

Bacher

Bacher is like Compost.

Compost stinks. Bacher does also.
Bacher have long ugly hair.

You can say something smells like shit, but you can say it smells like bacher.

by nicokaestli July 15, 2018

bachert

A Bachert is someone that has a really big penis.

Girl 1: I had sex with him last night.
Girl 2: Was he a Bachert?

by LongDongBong July 4, 2019

bachelor takeout

When a bachelor orders a lot of food to improve solitary weeks.

Pete was going out to the cottage with his girlfriend, while Lorenzo ordered Chinese food for the fifth time that month. Lorenzo is always single and orders take out from restaurants habitually - bachelor takeout.

by J Cc April 20, 2022

bachelorbate

Having a short wank. As opposed to a whole masterbation, a bachelorbation, or to bachelorbate, required less time and effort.

Frank is not going to fully masterbate, instead he will only bachelorbate.

by Fattigmannssønn June 15, 2022

Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018