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Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.
Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth
by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023
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Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj
by Xmyhabit March 31, 2017
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columbian bj

When a male wets his dick, rubs nose candy all over it and the female begins giving him a blowjob.
Laura gave me a columbian BJ after we were both nearly passed out drunk.
by fuckingendme September 13, 2016
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BJ

A bald man who is named Joe. He also happens to be bald.
That's a wet BJ right there.
by Darkhunter July 13, 2019
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BJ

this is an abbreviation of the goat of the world, beetlejuice
me: Yoo beet if i dig a 6ft hole, how deep is the hole
bj: probs like 30ft
mans a genius
by Noah Myles May 13, 2020
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