Arse sludge

A particularly runny expultion of arse waste that, although not quite runny enough to be full blown shit juice, has a sludge-like texture, possibly due to a curry eaten the night before washed down with some beers.

"Mate, expelled some rancid arse sludge this morning after that madras last night, i took a sample in a bag if u wanna compare it with yours, we can make it into an arse sludge competition..."

by Will Long January 6, 2009

Arse rape

To devour with speed and accuracy.

After drinking vodka and redbull all night, Susie arse raped a pizza, much to the amazement of Victoria!

by SusieSusieSue August 12, 2009

arse grapes

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

arse bandit

a gay rapist. someone who rapes gay people

Tony: Omg, dyu know Ben! ? He's an arse bandit !

by Jessika Homicide September 27, 2006

Arse licker

A person who is willing to ingratiate him/ herself to a supeior to advance their carreer /schooling even though they trually believe the superior is an arse hole.

Superior can I arse licker you because I think you are wonderful?

Why not because I have run out of toilet paper and i will see to your promotion.

by JAJBP July 8, 2017

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

arse monkey

A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.

"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"

by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005