set myself alight

masturbation

i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Mrs. Alright

The woman you settle for when you realize your dream of the perfect wife is totally unrealistic.

When manly man Ran Stanly was growing up he dreamed of a wife named Mrs. Right who would serve him beer while giving him blowjobs whenever he wanted. However, when he woke up and saw that he worked as a clown that did birthday parties and shitty magic tricks for a living, he decided it was time to settle for Mrs. Alright.

by I Own Utopia February 26, 2010

aight

Word of approval for someone new to a group

Bass aint black but he loves Hot Sauce so he's aight.

by J Inn February 25, 2003

aight

A word used when someone asks you to do something and you reply. A sarcastic way of using it is saying ooo aight.

Person: Hey you wanna go to the movies?
Person: Aight.

by George L April 12, 2004

alright chode

alternative to saying alright but a lot better

"hey go get me some food" Alright Chode!
-its funny

by christopher malonm May 16, 2008

alrighty dighty

a good expression with some spunky sparks of positive agreement or even negative disagreement.

alrighty dighty, finally I have reached Shipbuilder Status after all of my hard work.

by jedixkalibur December 20, 2013

aiight

A word that is used by everyone, including your boyfriend.

Aiight, i'll be there in a second.

by Bob August 5, 2003