usually a weirdo with cool hair and slaps boys. alyssa likes to dwell on the past and then get depressed out of the middle of nowhere because she doesnt have an anime to watch. she likes dudes with black hair and weird names and she hate them but slap and then have crush and get all heart eyes and write it all down and draw weird anime of them. she a good acro dancer but does a back flip and falls and breaks her neck everytime. alyssa's actually have a twin that was never born but imprisoned and scream help but told shut up and then cry soul out. alyssa likes watching albert/flamingo youtube because they are chill af and like saying ugly scp tato to ur mom. also if you meet alyssa and you are boy you might get slapped then cry for your momma and then get sent home forever.
man: sees alyssa
alyssa: epicly cracks knuckles
man: runs away screaming and crying for momma with an O_O face
alyssa: does fortnite dances
alyssa: epicly cracks knuckles
man: runs away screaming and crying for momma with an O_O face
alyssa: does fortnite dances
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