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Something that appears when you just put the randomest crap in the search bar then break urban dictionary. Really, what did you expect here other than literal text? Did you think you'd be original?
Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!
Something that appears when you just put the randomest crap in the search bar then break urban dictionary. Really, what did you expect here other than literal text? Did you think you'd be original?
Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!
by qhantomia. June 27, 2022
Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾
by I'm gonna spread your cheeks June 27, 2023
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
by MK Dicky May 17, 2021
Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up
by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021
The sentence no-one wants to hear!
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 31, 2022
When a gay man (who has primarily been a top most of their lives) has such a good experience getting fucked that they see a blinding light of inspiration from the heavens above to the point that they feel “born again”. They then pledge the rest of their existence towards being a TOTAL BOTTOM.
Big dick David got his BUSSY worked so good at the park last month that he’s totally lost interest in topping. Another top converted to being a BORN AGAIN BOTTOM.
by Strobesauce May 5, 2021