adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.

I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.

by B00zey April 15, 2023

The Addeys Way

To perform an action it the most mentally and physically challenging way possible, ignoring any means of logic.
'Aspire to say "fuck logic" and do things to most mentally and physically challenging way possible'

Person 1 ' let's not use this door to go to class. Let's go through the air vent'
Person 2 ' Great idea. Let's do it the addeys way'

by Requishaquonishaquon Jr February 28, 2015

rusty anderson

to acquire a busted up prostitute with a blue waffle who has had at least 10 abortions

there he goes with a rusty anderson again

by bitchgotthebongwater December 9, 2016

corrie anderson

Gold digger , narcissistic pyhcopath emotionless turd child stealer

Don't be so fake or you will end up like Corrie Anderson

by Realdeal64 April 6, 2017

palmala anderson

When you don't have a girlfriend and plan on spending sexy time with only yourself.

Looks like it's me and Palmala Anderson tonight! Better than Rosie Palma!

by Ldawg69 May 11, 2018

Tyson Anderson

Someone whom has a compulsion to lick Male buttholes and floss with the public hairs of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

I Tyson Anderson'd the heck out of Bortles.

by Poops and peeps March 8, 2019

Roy Anderson

The scum of the earth

Wow you met Roy Anderson he must be something else.

by Tacotimeisbomb June 19, 2019