Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.

Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?

by Aciesethos June 29, 2011

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nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023

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Accountability Partner

Bro with whom you share porn.

My Accountability Partner Tyler just sent me some horney librarian links.

by Lawnboy November 8, 2023

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An accountant is usually an indoor type, therefore is not accustomed to the outdoor world. In times of crisis an accountant, when doing a shit job, will be banished to the outdoors to live amongst the wilder.

Didn't you hear? Kyle was that shite at work, I heard he's now an outdoor accountant..

by baaailelleee January 26, 2024

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from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024

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Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.

1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?

by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023

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