twss-able

(pronounced, twissable)

(adj.) can be used to describe a statement that can easily be followed by "that's what she said" (twss) when taken out of context.

excerpt from the actual IM conversation that led up to this word's creation:

"but i haven't googled myself lately"

"too busy thinking up twss jokes, huh?"

"I don't even have to work on those. they just come. (that's what she said). See?"

"hahhaha I will not be able to keep a straight face around you anymore."

"why?"

"every time somebody says something remotely twss-able"...

by Lindsay Renee July 15, 2010

Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens

An untruth, or complete bollocks.

My cat can speak French. "That is monkeys in the abbey gardens"

by Zoe vanZero June 29, 2011

abbeygail

short girl often ranger but refers to herself as "strawberry blonde" - ginger in denial. plays every guy she sees and is often refered to as a whore. flat chested yet still wears big bras, disloyal to her friends and is usually can be found alone with various male specices. can't be trusted and is a backstabbing bitch.

Person 1 - Look at that slut!

Person 2 - Yeah, she's such an Abbeygail.

by the-bitch-slayer July 8, 2011

do-able

Capable of being done.

"Running a first marathon on only sixteen weeks' training? Yes, it's do-able. You won't enjoy it, dude, but it's do-able."

by Colin 100 November 29, 2012

abbreviated hacker language

Hacker Language helps re-enforce the barrier between computer hackers and normals, and it also helps distinguish crackers from hackers. First of all, are things normals wont understand, such as TCP, IP, winsock, Linux, root access, vi, etc due to being simpletons and not bothering learning how to do more than open M$ word and type. Secondly, SOME computer hackers have decided to modify the english language and its structure. Ways in which this occurs can be seen when a hacker goes to replace ‘f’ with ‘ph’, and ‘s’ with ‘z’. Also hackers use numbers in place of letters such as '0' for 'O', ‘1’ for ‘i’ or ‘l’ (though replacing ‘i’ is not the proper usage), ‘3’ for ‘E,’ ‘4’ for ‘A’, '5' for 'S', ‘7’ for ‘t’, and even '9' for 'G'. Other popular effects include cAPiTaliZaTinG, abbrv.'in, jargon, emphasizing words by putting ‘k-‘ before them ("k-rad"), and finishing a statement with a series of characters for emphasis.

NO REAL HACKERS EVER USE THE WORD SCHOOL, NONETHELESS DO THEY ABBREVIATE IT SKEWL.

if you ever see sK00l or anything like dA or any of those ghetto abbreviations, thats not real hacker language. Hackers hate using stuff thats not theirs, especially when its crap made up by losers in high school. GG.

Since the person defining abbreviated hacker language confused himself with 13 year old AOL speak circa 2004. I think even those 13 year olds realize they were stupid and have stopped.

k-pH33r 73H R34p3R 45 1 941n r00T on 7Ub9IRl!! %/\/\/\%

by Faceless. October 25, 2006

abbie harding

abbie harding is a ginger munter who has a very big nose and lack of common sense. she is an alcoholic and would never turn down a night out on't town, she likes to have a good time and a cheeky pull. she likes her vodka and chicken korma. abbie harding is not a vegetarian, although she claims she is.
abbie harding usually goes for guys called harry benn.

haha look over there, thats an abbie harding!

by godfromabove123 August 23, 2011

abberdabber

sketchy dude who spends his days kicking back on the sofa with a beer, playing video games, while his skanky female cohabitor's young child is exiled to the sidewalk and largely ignored.

The little girl told me her mom wasn't home, but that her abberdabber would probably get her a bandaid.

by webhill September 23, 2011