abbletiser

an abbletiser is a throbbing ocean wheat that grows on the clouds that may look like a biological weapon but it's not, it's only an organic schmininiser which should not be mistaken for a forgarian schmitintinizer, every stumble across it you will be sure to lose a leg or two or grow tumours in places you wish you never had.

watch out for the abbletisers, watch your step.
oh shit timmy you dumb fuck you stepped on one now you're gonna fuck lose a leg timmy you stupid dumb shitritfucknog