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bi-winning

The opposite of bi-polar. As defined by Charlie Sheen.

Likely to happen when you bang seven gram rocks, or take the drug Charlie Sheen which is known to melt your face off. Similar things may happen if you have tiger blood or Adonis DNA.
He wins here and he wins there... he's bi-winning
by ucanthavethisusername March 28, 2011
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Bi-Losing

What happens to the victim of someone who is bi-winning. Generally what happens when someone absolutely fails at life, for example, Season 1 Episode 10 on When Cheese Fails 101, a YouTube show about Starcraft 2. Bi-losing happens when someone is bi-winning so hard, and in math, you have to do what you did to one side of the equation to the other, so if someone bi-wins, another person has to bi-lose.

OR

The only verb appropriate to describe how hard someone is failing.
Dude 1: Hey, I just got laid by 4 girls last night. What happened to you and that other girl?
Dude 2: I shit the bed and got rejected.
Dude 1: Looks like I'm bi-winning.
Dude 2: Damn, I'm bi-losing hard.
by Royce McMillan June 18, 2011
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power bi

My ex boyfriends and girlfriends would definitely say I was the power bi of the relationship.
by Nomibelle April 12, 2021
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twi-bi

She is a known Twi-Bi!
by sonalkhandelwal September 15, 2010
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No Bi Blessing

Similar to no homo and No Hetero™, but used when a bisexual person aims to compliment someone’s look with making sure that it suggests no sexual interest in them, so that it was merely a blessing. Can be used on any gender with slipping "No Bi though" at the end of the sentence, to indicate that the complimenter seeks for nothing else to be slipped in. With proper use, it is clear that the admiration is deliberately intended from the Friendzone.
1 - Proper use
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here

2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!
by Definitive Doomer December 20, 2019
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bi chair

How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.
Human one:

wow

Human two:

what

Human one:

your so gay man

Human two:

why thank you I love my bi chair

Human one:

How the hell do you do that

Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*
by Gaybabyinatrenchcoat November 19, 2019
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Bi-wildered

Person confused with his/her sexuality.. Actually engages in sexually activity with males and females but is doesn't have a particular preference..
Dude: Yo President, peep this. Remember that fluffy dime at our office that I've been checking out?
Other Dude: right?
Dude: I'm finally getting some play!!! She wants me to hook up with her and her girlfriend tonight!!!

Other Dude:LOLOL!!!
Dude:I finally found a girl that is cool!!! I'm not letting this one get away...
Other Dude: LOLOL, Dude!! I cant believe you don't know that she's Bi-wildered!!
by Witty1 March 11, 2011
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