Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.
Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.
Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.
Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
Get the free shittingmug. by Dmvthug February 1, 2023
Get the Free The Menmug. a movement that spanned from 2010-2012, all about getting the (then underaged) Odd Future member Earl Sweatshirt "free" from the boarding school in Samoa his mother shipped him out to in 2010 after the suggest of his self-titled mixtape and Odd Future's Radical tape, it was later learned Earl was shipped out there because of some problems he was having at that point not related to music. but there were shirts, signs, chants, all of that stuff for this movement
by Jaedynr6 March 23, 2023
Get the Free Earlmug. by Rand0mw0rds August 4, 2008
Get the Cling Freemug. by d1rdyd May 10, 2012
Get the Chain Freemug. by Wlou73 July 6, 2015
Get the Fap freemug. It is a profession where one can easily work for oneself eg a barber, doctor or accountant as opposed to say a policeman or engineer where it is very hard to work for yourself.
When the economy went bad, I was happy that I was in a free profession so I could get work by working for myself.
by BernardZ May 4, 2020
Get the free professionmug.