Urban Farm

The residence of one who aqquires and distributes pharmaceutacul substances via the black market.

Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?

Do you have a prescription?

Fuck no I don't.

Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

farm huntin'

The sport killing of farm animals with a hunting rifle.

After downing a sixer of Budweiser on an empty stomach, Jason hopped his neighbor's fence to do some farm huntin'

by Mike Payne March 14, 2008

Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.

1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"

or

Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"

or

Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."

by Cooked Cactus May 12, 2014

Garlic farming

The act of pulling anal beads out (the beads smell, just like your breath after eating garlic)

My girlfriend didn't like using anal beads at first, but loved it once we started garlic farming.

by Knobbi August 10, 2017

dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

Want Farm

Putting the needs of the individual above all.

What do you want in your wANT farm?

by Want Farmer July 18, 2010

Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.

"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"

by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009