Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.

Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”

by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023

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by haifblsgbyasvycarlvlqasvkacsru May 16, 2021

Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner

Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj

by Xmyhabit March 31, 2017

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by Huge Monicle May 12, 2021

Pre birthday bj

When you get a bj the day before your birthday

How about a pre birthday bj?

by Whitethundergod August 15, 2021

BJ's in PJ's

The term given to copping a blowy in your nightwear.

Last night your grandma put her head under my night gown and gave me BJ's in PJ's. Then I gave her a Werther's Original for her efforts. Thanks babes.

by GRANDMOTHERFUCKERZ February 6, 2012

BJ slam

The act of a girl icing her man a bj while driving and the idiot in the car ahead of you gives you a brake check which causes her to thrust her head further down your cock and permanently damaging her throat.

I heard that Brandon was getting a BJ slam and now his gf is in the hospital!

by Narly ass boi November 27, 2016