Zippertits

A slur for trans men

You see Tom early? Yeah I didn't know he had zippertits

by #65 August 18, 2022

zapper

The act of pleasuring a woman by inserting a 9 volt battery into her vagina, delivering a shock of happiness.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a zapper last night and she hella liked it.

by Chiun Lang Pow October 11, 2007

Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome

Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces

Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street

by Nutty irish sicko June 9, 2009

zipperjones

a guy that can't keep it in his pants

that guy's got zipperjones for evey chick in the school (horns)

by wordjones56 June 25, 2009

zipperbaby

(n.) The orgasm of a man achieved while he's still wearing his pants.

When a man gets too excited by his activities and creams his pants, casting babybatter all over the zipper region.

(v. tr.) zipperbabied, zipperbabying, zipperbaby: The act of creating a zipperbaby.

"That stripper made me buy her a new outfit because she saw my zipperbaby and got pissed."

"My friend made a zipper baby during an 8th grade dance. He blamed it on the combination of pelvic movement and her perfume."

"Andy Samberg wrote an awesome song about making zipperbabies, it's called 'Jizz In My Pants'."

by @LeonardTPants December 1, 2011

Zipperboi

A man or woman who is really quite cool. That is to say, they are "the bees knees"

Damn, that nigga's a zipperboi! Hot dog!

by Rare pink goblin October 12, 2017

Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014