Yellowben

The man with the sharpest dick in the world, and the dullest wit, utterly incapable of holding a conversation without using copypasta. Careful not to make him angry though, or he'll Cub Scout Whoop your ass.

"Hey, man, what's up?"
"Well, it's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick--"
"Dude...dude, what?"
"I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine looks bad, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak."
"Dude, you are such a Yellowben."
"k"

by Ego Finale September 9, 2014

yellow milk of majesty

The traditional name of what comes out of you when you shoot your load and somehow ends up in your bladder.

more commonly referred to as speem

piss + shooting load the wrong way = yellow milk of majesty

by thigh magic March 26, 2007

Yellow Balling

When you're peeing then you you stop midway through to get something done, like getting toilet paper or answering the phone.

Dude i was totaling taking a piss when all of a sudden the phone rang. I had to Yellow Ball it. Hurt like a bitch, i hate Yellow Balling.

by Mr. Fish2 May 8, 2009

yallo

Achieve the impossible; get much more than expected; get the best deal on the planet

Hey dude, I've yalloed so hard last weekend, I climbed Mount McKinley dressed in a monkey costume.

OMG, this Black Friday was so yallo...I got an iPhone for 299 bucks!

by mr_impossible February 14, 2018

Yellow-Belly-Marmot

Underaged Cambodian who was sold into the sex trade. This individual has had the extreme misfortune of being over exposed to multiple peni.

I do declare how are you sir, I am looking for a Yellow-Belly-Marmot, and my peni are ready. Said the pedophile.

by Peter Phile June 17, 2018

yellow privilege

when a yellow person gets treated really well just because they're yellow, and it goes unnoticed by everyone but the yellow person

don't check my yellow privilege, because this is my moment

by keligraphyyy August 25, 2018

Yellow

Hispanic slang for crystal meth.

Hey fool, I can tell you been smokin that yellow. Lay off that shit

by CharlieUniformNovemberTango December 19, 2018