Yellowben
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Yellowben
The man with the sharpest dick in the world, and the dullest wit, utterly incapable of holding a conversation without using copypasta. Careful not to make him angry though, or he'll Cub Scout Whoop your ass.
"Hey, man, what's up?"
"Well, it's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick--"
"Dude...dude, what?"
"I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine looks bad, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak."
"Dude, you are such a Yellowben."
"k"
"Well, it's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick--"
"Dude...dude, what?"
"I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine looks bad, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak."
"Dude, you are such a Yellowben."
"k"
Yellowben by Ego Finale September 9, 2014
Related Words
yellowbenning
Yellowbenning: When you come late to an internet thread and you are afraid that no one is going to see your comment so instead of just sucking it up and taking it like a man you start a new post about the exact same topic in the same community.
Yellowbenning: "Oh no, too many people have posted their selfies already, no one is gonna see my selfie, I swear to god I am gonna make people see me, time to yellowben this bitch"
yellowbenning by AbsolutelyAmbitious September 12, 2014
Yellowman
Yellowman (born Winston Foster in Negril, Jamaica in 1959) is a Jamaican reggae (rub-a-dub) and dancehall deejay, widely known as King Yellowman. He was popular in Jamaica in the 1980s, coming to prominence with a series of singles that established his reputation. He is called Yeloowman because he is an albino and his skin is tinted yellow. His most popular song is Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Yellowman by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009
Yellowfinned
I called Donnie and Heath a hundred times about the defective pumps but they totally Yellowfinned me.
Yellowfinned by Wyle E. Coyote-Barker October 5, 2015
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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