A bunch of clueless men of average affluence, who have no idea on how to spend the little they have. They are usually seen wearing ugly looking agbadas, and attract only women of low self esteem.
by Az_D September 24, 2018
by david fucking fairbrer May 31, 2017
by kajnowe9283 August 08, 2021
A second-rate man who speaks in a deliberate high pitch voice, cuts his hair short and combs it up, has little to no facial hair and never stops fake smiling
Anderson Cooper, Dax Shepard, Justin Bieber, Tom Holland, and SNL’s Colin Jost and Pete Davidson are all ken men.
by Micheal Jackson’s Afterthought October 28, 2019
by DieHernan0173 March 24, 2015
Person 1: Hey want to play a mobile game?
Person 2: Ew no wtf are you some men smoocher, fucking gross as
Person 2: Ew no wtf are you some men smoocher, fucking gross as
by seops December 03, 2021
This entity is similar to Florida Man Being that they're both dangerous Illinois Man has two forms his first form is a Farmer Man it's second one is Chicago Man the more common of the two is Farmer Man. Farmer Man is quite docile until you disturb it while it's doing it's favorite activity, harvesting corn. They're often seen on country roads riding in a tractor or something close to one usually around 1:00 Am - 9:00 Pm you can tell if you've encountered Farmer Man if you smell manure that's it's way to assert dominance over other Illinois Men.
Chicago Man is a rare variety of Illinois Men, Usually more aggressive than Farmer Man , Chicago Man can summon guns and other weapons out of thin air. Chicago Man is usually seen in alley ways,the police station or shady gas stations that probably get robbed once or twice a day around 2:00 am - 7:00 am.
This entity's abilities are similar to Florida Man's abilities but there's a few differences between the two. One is you'll most likely hear gun shots and you'll see blood lots and lots of blood. Not much more is known about Illinois Men.
Chicago Man is a rare variety of Illinois Men, Usually more aggressive than Farmer Man , Chicago Man can summon guns and other weapons out of thin air. Chicago Man is usually seen in alley ways,the police station or shady gas stations that probably get robbed once or twice a day around 2:00 am - 7:00 am.
This entity's abilities are similar to Florida Man's abilities but there's a few differences between the two. One is you'll most likely hear gun shots and you'll see blood lots and lots of blood. Not much more is known about Illinois Men.
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020