A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.
by Lil_Buddy December 03, 2009
The generation of a spontaneous erection generated from the friction generated from vigorous, shameless grinding.
by Cliff Thomas June 06, 2005
A title of honour and nobility bestowed upon those who have mastered the art of taming unruly boners.
The Boner Baron has a three-step process for taming unruly boners: (1) raise it up; (2) nurture it; (3) beat it down.
by HappyGoJacky December 08, 2013
The rather questionable arousal experienced when ingesting the finest of Indian cuisine (most commonly felt with bhuna).
'Did you enjoy your curry?'
'Fuck yeah, I got a bhuna boner!'
'Man this curry is just so ahhhhhhhh' *erect*
'Fuck yeah, I got a bhuna boner!'
'Man this curry is just so ahhhhhhhh' *erect*
by legitcurry October 07, 2014
by Justin Kimsin November 13, 2016
A virtue boner is an erection that occurs as the result of reading or hearing something that could possibly be interpreted as being prejudice or offensive to an at-risk group. Unlike traditional erections that are satiated by masturbation or sexual intercourse, the virtue boner can only be satisfied by smugly declaring your moral superiority over the transgressor and then gently snapping your fingers.
When Karen heard John say the gender pay gap isn't necessarily the result of gender discrimination, Karen got a huge virtue boner and got John fired for being a sexist.
by teh_hax December 04, 2018
The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.
by Skae310 January 27, 2011