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William

The gayest boi you will ever meet, but you'd never know it if he didn't tell you. When you get to know him, he's literally so gay it will blow your tits off. A William is a guy who looks straight on the outside but comes with a gooey gay center like your favorite candy filled snack. If your William comes out to you, be prepared for a gay joke every five minutes and fangirling over hot guys every hour. He may seem straight to others, but his rolled up hoodie sleeves don't fool you one bit. William is the best thing since sliced bread, just don't let a gay rainbow streamer hit you in the nuts when your back is turned. Your absolute snacc of a friend is the thiccest boi on the planet, and hearing girls who think he's straight hit on him all the time is always a funny way to pass your time. He may be a pretty church boy on Sunday, but you and I both know he's just as gay for the pastor's son as he is for the football coach's star player. Best served piping hot, he's not just a snack but a whole ass meal to all the guys to nibble on all night long.

What a thicc squishy snack. Yummy William
"Dude did you see that smoking hot guy over there?"

"Oh yeah that's William"

"Woah, please tell me he's gay."

"Yep, and thank goodness he is. I'd hate to accidentally tap a straight guy, but i'll totally tap that!"
by WilliamLover12345 May 14, 2020
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William

William is a very retarded person who has below 20 IQ. People call him the imperfectionist because he can’t do anything right and his favorite word is the “N” Word because he wants blacks to go back into slavery
William says,” hey I’m retarded nice to meet you.””

You reply, “ sorry but I don’t hang out with retarded people because they’re sped
by Cokakolo December 2, 2019
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William

person bearing this name often posses extreme liking for books, mostly resulting in them preferring books, politics and other nerdisms over recreational activities. They are known to fancy women from underdeveloped countries, mostly the third world. Can also be slightly rude siblings and partner

eg: william doesn't share his bed with his younger brother , makes fun of partner when she's ill.
so many books? stop being such a william.
by Frilly hijaabi September 15, 2011
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William

Friend 1: Ew, did William just text your friend asking her to fuck?

Friend 2: OMG YES.

Both: That's gross.
by tittytattytit December 13, 2012
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William

William is a piece of shit and a penis the size of a blood cell he is also suicidal. But doesnt have the balls to kill to kill himself he acts tough but isnt deep down is a scared little girl trying to come out of the closet he is gay and not gay as in happy gay as in wants to suck dick
Girl 1 wow look at will sucking my boyfriends cock

William gasping for air because of the cock
by FUCK will and his bitch ass October 4, 2019
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William

william is a thic mixed boi who has the best personality and is very attractive. Now,he does have one very particular thing about him... He's always kinki
girl:hey will, you so blessed with booty
William: thanks, but im sure yours is better, can i see?
by itschill September 24, 2020
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William

A boy who gets MAJOR pussy
That guy over there is a William.
by Peepeew October 1, 2019
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