2 definitions by WilliamLover12345

William

The gayest boi you will ever meet, but you'd never know it if he didn't tell you. When you get to know him, he's literally so gay it will blow your tits off. A William is a guy who looks straight on the outside but comes with a gooey gay center like your favorite candy filled snack. If your William comes out to you, be prepared for a gay joke every five minutes and fangirling over hot guys every hour. He may seem straight to others, but his rolled up hoodie sleeves don't fool you one bit. William is the best thing since sliced bread, just don't let a gay rainbow streamer hit you in the nuts when your back is turned. Your absolute snacc of a friend is the thiccest boi on the planet, and hearing girls who think he's straight hit on him all the time is always a funny way to pass your time. He may be a pretty church boy on Sunday, but you and I both know he's just as gay for the pastor's son as he is for the football coach's star player. Best served piping hot, he's not just a snack but a whole ass meal to all the guys to nibble on all night long.

What a thicc squishy snack. Yummy William

"Dude did you see that smoking hot guy over there?"

"Oh yeah that's William"

"Woah, please tell me he's gay."

"Yep, and thank goodness he is. I'd hate to accidentally tap a straight guy, but i'll totally tap that!"

by WilliamLover12345 May 14, 2020

Pugsly

The best dog on the planet. The definition of a “good boy”. Pugsly is not only the perfect pupper, he’s also an awesome friend. If you have a Pugsly, you’ve been running out of dog treats for years due to this fat tubby puppy constantly begging for treats. He gives you those adorable little eyes and you just can’t say no, you must feed him your food even if it’s your favorite type of food.

He is the goodest boy. And yes, he is a pug.

“Oh my goodness look at that adorable little floofer!”

“No kidding. He’s so well behaved, he must be a Pugsly!”

by WilliamLover12345 May 15, 2020