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Self Vandalism

Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself. (hands, arms, legs)
Drawing aimlessly on yourself.
Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself is called self Vandalism
by LittleBitsOfAwe July 26, 2011
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Self-broware

An adjective used to describe a bro who has become aware of the fact that he is a bro. An amalgamation of "self-aware" and "bro."

This state of mind regularly coincides with the bro realizing that certain aspects of bro-culture are somewhat undesirable or offensive to most of the general populous. As such, many of those aspects, such extreme-aggressiveness, a super-inflated ego, throwing greek shit in everyone's face, and general douchiness are typically lessened or even absent when "self-browareness" is achieved.

While these negative traits are often lessened, most of the bro-qualities that do not directly impact other people remain. Partying, substance-use, excessive pink-polos, anything rugby or lacrosse, and a female-level of attention to one's own appearance are all bro-characteristics that remain largely unchanged when becoming "self-broware."
"So the the other night, I was drunk as fuck and hyped up on like 5 Xanax and I punched some tri-delt bitch in the face for sayin avicii's better than mah main bro skrillex. Bitch had it comin but then I spent the night in jail. I realized it was time for a change and I achieved self-browareness."
by Don Miguel The Best April 8, 2013
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Self Invite

Someone who invites themselves to all social events when not initionally invited. They show up without notice and overstay their welcome. Otherwise known as a "Reece"
Damn that Reece invites himself everywhere! Such a Self Invite!

Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!
by sprinkleoffairydust January 25, 2016
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Self Defecation

a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.

female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.
Gia: Self Defecation just released a new hit single, "shock ya pussy!"
by row man April 21, 2022
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Self Shooter

A female, usually a teenager, who takes photos of themselves usually to put online.
Maria, as a self proclaimed self shooter had a sizeable collection of photos of herself on her blog.
by Omnius Prime December 3, 2011
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self masturbatory

This is how you describe someone who strokes their ego or virtue signals (to and around others)
Bob: why do people keep putting their names on urban dictionary?
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory
by The Feelgoods December 13, 2020
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self textruct

Completely ruining your chances with a member of the opposite sex by drunk texting something completely ridiculous.
Mike self textructed last night when he send a text to Lauren that said, "Hpw about we' ski the necx t couple o steps and just have sec tonight??"
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