by Dumbbitch1102 April 27, 2020
Get the Waste of timemug. A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
Get the Absolutely Wastedmug. by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016
Get the Wasted Wankmug. one who is incapacitated by alcohol consumption that ordinary bodily functions such as speaking and seeing are substantially impaired. effects of those most often involve repeated vomiting, crying, sleeping, misconduct, forgetfulness, pain around or on the anal area, etc.
Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.
That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.
That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.
by martin v January 22, 2004
Get the wasted fuckmug. by Don'tpaintdumpsters2016 September 22, 2016
Get the Wasting timemug. Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.
"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."
"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."
"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."
by Heart-Murmur November 21, 2011
Get the Padre Wastedmug. the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking
yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.
he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!
he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!
by liquid524 December 4, 2009
Get the waste-facededmug.