Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

by useless youth August 12, 2009

Wafflecrapper

A woman so hot she could shit on your waffles and you'd still eat them.

"Dude, she's hot, but not wafflecrapper status."

by Paulzzy December 10, 2009

rofl waffle

A reply to a humorous comment.

Used mainly by people who choose to partake in unconventional behavior, such as going to Eat'n Park at 4 am.

Comment: I just spent five minutes talking about waffles.

Reply: rofl waffle

by aberdude1991 June 3, 2009

Wafe

Wafe (adj.) - Awesome; Sick; Unbelievable

Wafed (vb.) - the act of getting plastered on alcohol or other substances for recreational pleasure

(adj.) "Oh my god that was so wafe!" "That looks so wafe!"

(vb.) "Lets get wafed!" "Such a good night, I was so wafed."

by The Wasp and John Blythe September 4, 2013

Waffling

Adding un-necessary lines into a conversation, speech or essay.
Teachers often tell to students not to waffle before submitting an assignment. However, I think about me and my boyfriend playing hardcore on the bed whenever they mention that word.

(some noobs will think about pancakes)

Teacher: Waffling is never a good idea, Katie. Try not to do it

Katie: b b but it feels good Miss.

by rawrrawrhardcorechick March 2, 2011

Wafro-American

A white person who acts as if they were a black person. A politically correct verson of the term wigger.

"Look at Lance trying to get down, he's such a wafro-american."

by Alan Fox October 1, 2006

Crotch Waffle

A waffle like discharge that falls out of a crack-whore's vagina when you punch her in the boobs.

I found a crotch waffle on the ground the other day, so I hauled ass out of there!

by omega-zen-master November 16, 2010