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Dumb American Voter

A dumb American voter is any American voter that votes for the leading candidates thinking they actually "voted" for someone unique or for the people.
Hey, I just voted for Obama.. No kidding, I voted for Romney!.. YOU DUMB AMERICAN VOTERS! Both are extreme idiots! Because they are funded by foreign national corporations and big banks who run the US through money and lobbying. In other words the global corporations fund the leading horses in the race.. If that's "voting" I must be missing something but then again this is America!
by traderneal August 11, 2015
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votergasm

The intense rush that a person gets when he or she votes. Can be after voting at the polls or simply mailing in your absentee ballot.
After voting for Obama I had an amazing votergasm...so much better than the one I had 4 years ago with Kerry.
by DrewL December 22, 2008
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votex

popular manufacturer of automotive cosmetics for volkswagen golfs/jettas (usually found as an available option for golfs and jettas from the dealership)
my mk5 has the navigation package and the votex body kit.
by dubber4life April 19, 2009
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voter dissatisfaction

1) A sense of discontentment felt by the voting public when presented with corrupt elected officials or political candidates whose platforms are lies, whose personalities are non-existant, and whose real agendas of embezzlement, excess and arrogance are all too clear.

2) The brain's complete withdrawal from public politics in order to protect itself from the inevitable implosion caused by rampant media stupidity.

3) One of the final symptoms of democratic decay.
The failure of the elected officials to disclose the existance of a contract with the lobbyist led to wide spread voter dissatisfaction and a cry to Vatso in the next election!

Synonyms: voter apathy, Vatso, Ratso, recall
Antonyms: voter satisfaction
Misspelling: Ratso
by Vatso June 9, 2011
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votedred

a votedred is a person who always thinks he is right but he doesn't realise that he can be wrong (happens a lot). He thinks he is a good rotmg player but he don't even know that a cultist robe is better then a Gsorc for priests with puri.
First person: Look at the bluestar
Second person: Ye he is probably a votedred
First person: True
by YTwimlam August 5, 2020
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votecation

Vote-cation
(Noun)
The act of going on vacation immediately after voting because the Republican party has told you point blank what they're going to do to you when they get back in power.
Ex. "Its not like the GOP is going to stop supporting political violence anytime soon; we should plan a votecation."
by Sneezybungus May 24, 2023
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Registering Voters

A phrase used as a synonym for "Getting drunk and sleeping with numerous women"

(As popularized by internet legend Tucker Max)
Wife: Why were you out so late last night?
Husband: Oh, I was just out registering voters, dear. Nothing to worry about!
by Aylon January 11, 2008
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