Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020

Vote

A part of Urban Dictionary that asks you if you which definition you want in Urban Dictionary; either the 5012th circlejerk “everyone with this name is so nice and has a big cock” definition made by a 13 year old girl, a definition that only the author’s friends and family will get, a definition that has personal info or a personal event in it, a definition that’s obvious hate speech, a biased definition that was sounds like it was made by a 7-year-old, a made up word or definition that has never been used at all anywhere, and finally, a rare definition that’s actually good and tells you the stuff you need to know.

The definitions you see on the Vote feature prove how much of a hellhole this site has become.

by nlolhere July 5, 2020

finding votes

The process of counting votes validly and timely cast by eligible voters in a legitimate democratic election.

Alternatively used as “finding ballots.”

“Finding votes” was first used by the 45th U.S. president during the 2020 presidential election:

“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”

— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020

by ElectionObserver November 5, 2020

i js wanna vote

wanna vote

i js wanna vote let me vote

by vagshdf5qy32 November 3, 2024

Bullshit vote

During the run-up to an election, all manner of extravagant promises are made, and after the election nothing is done.

The ruling party won with a bullshit vote because nothing has improved since they've held power

by Ruerzi June 7, 2011

Vote on lock for Warnock

(1) The Georgia's slogan, as of - January 5th 2021.
(2) A popular slogan in support for Raphael Warnock.

Republican voters: 'I am voting for a blond-haired blue-eyed robot billionaire.'

Democrat voters: Vote on lock for Warnock.

by EmJayee January 6, 2021