Skip to main content

Penns Valley

A place in the middle of bumble fuck PA where people are stuck in the 1800's. Most of the people there are somewhat insane, then there are some who are FUCKING INSANE, like tripping on acid they found in their shed INSANE they drive all the people they know crazy with guilt trips. The local movie theater is a dump and is actually a house. smells like smoke. The only good thing about the town is its cafe. the rest is ass backwards and confused, theirs a kick ass clarinet player, Ms dairy-air winner and a little leprechaun though.
"Hey man want to go to Penns Valley?"

"NO WAY! I would rather shit in a shoe and call it a town!"

"Whats the difference?"
by Zekiah November 18, 2009
mugGet the Penns Valley mug.

Porn Valley

Porn Valley is the San Fernando Valley (locally known as "The Valley"). An urbanized valley located in the Los Angeles metropolitan area of southern California, United States, defined by the dramatic mountains of the Transverse Ranges circling it.

The Valley became the pioneering region for producing adult films in the 1970s and since then has been home to a multi-billion dollar pornography industry, earning the monikers "Porn Valley", "San Pornando Valley", or "Silicone Valley"—a play on Silicon Valley with silicone breast implants. The leading trade paper for the industry, AVN Magazine, is based in the Northwest Valley, as are a majority of the nation's adult video and magazine distributors. According to the HBO series Pornucopia, nearly 90% of all legally distributed pornographic films made in the United States are either filmed in or produced by studios based in the San Fernando Valley.
The driver has to take Savanna to the Vivid set in Porn Valley. The location is a private home.
by J Case January 7, 2012
mugGet the Porn Valley mug.

Passaic Valley High school

a high school that is strictly guido. The guys walk around in armami and express jeans everyday with a nextel clipped to their hip. The athletes have some of the most overinflated egos I've ever seen as half of them are on steroids anyway. The girls cause the most drama I've ever seen. I swear it's like a reality tv show straight off VH1. These retards can be found in later years at a local community college or injecting steroids in each others asses at a local gym.
Passaic Valley High School has way too many guidos and steroid abusers.
by guidofan October 20, 2008
mugGet the Passaic Valley High school mug.

Napa Valley PBJ

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.
I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.
by K-Noodle December 28, 2007
mugGet the Napa Valley PBJ mug.

The Antelope Valley

Here are some fun facts about the Antelope Valley:
1. The AV is a bedroom community for LA.

2. There is nothing to do in the AV except A) Go to the mall B) Go to the movies or C) Eat
3. In the AV there are lots of druggies, low class people, wannabe thugs, gang members, judgmental old people, idiots walking around in pajama bottoms and not only at your local Walmart, everywhere.

4. Homelessness and poverty are very common in the AV
5. In the AV you either work in Aerospace, retail, or suffer through extreme boredom
6. Afroman is from Palmdale

7. If you're dating someone, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT tell them you're from the AV because if they find out you will never hear from them again.
8. You can't fill up your gas tank without being harassed by people begging for money
9. In the AV, everyone is a flake or will be in the near future.

10. It is extremely hard to find a job in the Antelope Valley
11. Do not live on the East side of Lancaster or Palmdale. Just don't. Also don't live here if you're a liberal. You're gonna have a bad time.
12. All of the Antelope in the Antelope Valley were killed off by dumbass meth-addicted hicks.

13. People only live in the AV because houses are affordable
14. The Antelope Valley is a dumping ground for sex offenders and prisoners from LA. (Google sex offender maps for lancaster and palmdale)
15. The city council is corrupt
If the Aerospace industry shuts down or moves the Antelope Valley will likely die off.
by awesomepossum1990 October 13, 2013
mugGet the The Antelope Valley mug.

Wreake Valley

School in Syston, looks like a prison and has psychadellic carpets upstairs from the 70s, with BigMac at the helm. Still awesome even though the green doors are basically time portals back to when Donovan was in the charts and Mr. Booth was a hippy, rather than Ozzy Osbourne.
Well done Dr. Barrie, who cares if you use foul language during a first aid demonstation - awesome!!!
by Dan April 21, 2005
mugGet the Wreake Valley mug.

gwynedd valley

a very rich, mostly jewish neigborhood. most kids attend private schools. all houses in gwynedd valley are a couple million. everyone drives insanely expensive cars. each house has acres of land. many have pools and/or tennis courts.
do u live in gwynedd valley?
yeh, WOW
by mhmmmmmmmmmmhm October 17, 2008
mugGet the gwynedd valley mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email